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"Mario! Are you coming to save me from Bowser's Castle? PEACH I MIGHT BE"
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"Got caught again. Next time I'm stealin alcohol from the neighbor's, I gotta remember not to do it hummin the Mission Impossible theme song."
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"Nine out of ten men prefer women with big breasts... the tenth man prefers the other nine."