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Joke of the Day

"Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word."

"Stupidest country in the World I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."

"""You won't like me when I'm angry. Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."" The Credible Hulk."

"Her: Isn't she your girlfriend? Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet..."

"What' is a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"Swallowed two pieces of string this morning. A little while ago they came out tied together... I shit you knot!"

"Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad."

"I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go Now hes going downhill fast"

"My Grandfather had the heart of a Lion and a lifetime BAN from the city Zoo."

"What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!"