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Joke of the Day
"How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!!!"
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"A morning text from me doesn't mean ""good morning"". It means ""I'm having very dirty thoughts about you right now""."
"Open bar at my funeral; just because I'm dead doesn't mean I forgot how to fucking party."
"South Africa"
"What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common? They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!"
"How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."
"How can Russia love pickles and vodka but hate gay people? They have such similar interests"
"What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie."
"A man was looking under a microscope . He couldn't see anything. Suggest a reason why. He was blind..."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!"