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Joke of the Day
"I was going to be a banker... But I lost interest"
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"What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya. Thanks for coming out, I'll be here till Thursday."
"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I'd be her type."
"What's the difference between a high-wire circus trapeze act and the Rockettes? One is a fantastic display of cunning stunts while the other is a fantastic display of stunning cunts"
"5yo: Dad! Dad! Wake up! Me: What? What's wrong? 5yo: You said last night you need to be up by 7.. Me: It's 4am! 5yo: I can't tell time.."
"How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk? It squats down on a Triceratops."
"Up votes are a bit like my sex life. It doesn't happen."
"A video montage of all the times my foot, still wet from the shower, has clung to my underwear as I pull them on, and I've lost my balance."
"There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. So many lost Soles."
"I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex. Banging your mom seems fairly simple."