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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex. Banging your mom seems fairly simple."
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"Hubby: ""Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"" Wife: ""I don't want to bother you while you are at work."""
"Spell icup Why the FUCK are you watching me urinate?! FUCK YOU!!!!!"
"I'm tired of making fun of Mariah Carey It's so 2016"
"My ex-wife is so evil that she has lessons with Satan every Sunday... I just don't know how much she charges him."
"Two aboriginees, a mother and child, see a plane fly by The child asks, ""mom, are planes good to eat?"" The mother replies, ""Planes are like lobsters, you only eat what's inside."""
"My ex-wife still misses me... ...but her aim is getting better!"
"Jesus and floppy discs are very similar They both died to become the image of saving"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin Catholic!"
"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."