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Joke of the Day
"Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth? Albert Einsteins cock"
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"u could put a horse in a time machine and send it to any era and the horse's life would literally be the same"
"Bet you I can guess how much she weighs. She's about one... FAT BITCH!"
"*Eats a snack while making a snack*"
"Why are there no awards for excellence in betas? Because no one wants to be the master beta tester."
"HER: I'm leaving you ME: Is it because I'm too literal? HER: no it's just we're not working out ME: *buys both of us a gym membership*"
"Did you hear about the blind rabbi after the briss? He got the sack..."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush? BARRY"
"What's the difference between ""choice"" and ""choose?"" ""Choice"" is your ability to make decisions, ""choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."
"A clown at the circus got tomato thrown at him from the audience, he turns and says HAY, THATS NOT FUNNY"