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Joke of the Day
"Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth? Albert Einsteins cock"
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"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. I am not sorry."
"What did the right eye say to the left? There's something between us that smells.. *drops mic*"
"What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport? The long hump"
"Mexican artists were hired to make Donald Trump look more ""authentic"" to the Mexican demographic. So they drew a bunch of penises on his face."
"What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home."
"Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with."
"Do you file your nails? I throw mine away. -Dean Martin"
"What is the best part about raping a midget? Their arms are too short to hold you back."