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Joke of the Day

"What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life? Well it pizza heck out of me."

"If a tattoo artist... If a tattoo artist does an absolutely perfect tattoo on only one butt cheek, is that still considered a half-ass job?"

"What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO"

"What did one rifle say to the other? Me llamo es 762"

"Guy in the club: *lifts up his shirt* I do 400 crunches a day. Me: How many more until you get a personality?"

"When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then I was born. (Source: sickipedia)"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints"

"Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? Because they had no bars on their cells!"

"I just changed the clock in my car to show the actual time here comes the good life"

"I like my maths... ...how I like my sex: hard and fast. (difficult, but clear-cut)"