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Joke of the Day
"What's bloody and painful and happens once a month? Flossing"
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"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"
"Winter is filled with men trying to figure out the least feminine way to apply chapstick."
"My music teacher got electrocuted yesterday Unfortunately he was a great conductor."
"They Call this a condition... LOL Binge Eating Disorder. http://www.bingeeatingdisorder.com/"
"What do you call 6.9? Yet another great time interrupted by a period."
"Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don't know."
"Is this how you reddit ? I threw my old Ironing board out and have started using Katie Price instead. Her legs are easier to open."
"*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as i suspected. wind."
"Why do old people read the bible so much? cramming for finals"