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Joke of the Day

"Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns? Because when he was young, the Joker's father said ""Let's put a simile on that face!"""

"Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Cheap, easily picked up And found later in a disposable plastic container."

"What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet? A Lenintil..."

"The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called ""Jesus"" They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein."

"What is a berry's favorite farewell? ""Acai you later!"""

"List of food it's okay to eat with your hands: - corn on the cob - chicken wings - ribs - hamburgers - spaghetti at your in-laws"

"When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn't meaa taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced."

"What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein."

"Magic Johnson is one positive individual."