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Joke of the Day
"I learn something new every day that I didn't want to know."
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"Carving a boob into a tree would be pretty cool, Wooden tit?"
"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"
"when your neighbor cuts his grass and suddenly your place looks like a good place to score meth"
"Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!"
"Nuns really stick to the rules. They have quite the habit."
"My college advisor asked me if I've ever been abroad Nope, I've been a man my whole life."
"Our baby's new nickname is Assad... ..because he keeps assaulting us with gas that is definitely in violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention."
"The most disturbing thing about fossil fuels is when Larry King pisses into his gas tank and drives off."
"I wonder what TSA would do if I brought a block of ice through airport security. My physics teacher said it's not a liquid."