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Joke of the Day
"I learn something new every day that I didn't want to know."
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"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man So I can get a better girlfriend"
"I don't usually make anal sex jokes... ...butt fuck it"
"*tries several times to connect to the internet using a dial-up modem* *reaches #1 on the dubstep charts*"
"My sister and I decided that we want to start our own businesses. She's going to open a furniture store called 'Sofa King' and I'm going to open a soup restaurant next door called 'Stew Pit'."
"So Amish people just yell their tweets from the top of their barns?"
"Hope you all aren't too good for knock knock jokes Knock knock. ""who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" Wow.. And you said you would never forget."
"I'm more of a leader than a follower, unless you're wearing yoga pants."
"Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over ""My Heart Will Go On""...said the guy in the car next to me"
"I set up a fight club No one came because I didn't tell anyone about fightclub"