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Joke of the Day

"I knew my younger sister was becoming an archeologist after she started dating her best friend's father. She loves to be around old bones."

"*guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo* ""It means wisdom"" *I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm* ""It means I was brave at the doctor"""

"What did Jesus say to the Eskimos? Many are cold, but few are frozen."

"Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !"

"I sat on Santa's lap.. I asked for a bigger dick. He called his black brother-in-law."

"Statistics show.. that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangbangs."

"Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire? It wanted to get off its ash."

"What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? A Hemogoblin"

"LPT: A quick way to find out if you're allergic to nuts Eat nuts."

"It's 4AM and I roll out of bed. My eyes bloodshot. I haven't slept in weeks. What the hell holds up those blocks in Mario?"