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Joke of the Day
"What kind of beer does Hitler drink? Neinenkugel"
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"What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile? Boograr"
"I keep an extra stash of tampons in my purse to launch at blowhards who punctuate the end of their sentence with the word, ""Period!"""
"I dont know if anyone else remember this joke - How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen consume? - Enough to kill two and a half men."
"If I ever have a daughter, i'm gonna name her Desire And when she is 18, I'll kick her out of the house and when she asks why, I'll say ""Because all suffering comes from desire""."
"When u post in /r/shoot.... Its a suicide..! (Self.shoot) Ps- didnt check if it existed xD"
"Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat."
"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex."
"I tried to go to the brothel today but there was a sign on the door It said ""Beat it, we're closed."""
"Why are all blond jokes 1 liners... So men can understand them too!"