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Joke of the Day
"What kind of beer does Hitler drink? Neinenkugel"
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"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two. One person holds the bulb and the other blonde twirls the other blonde around."
"I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair ""ginjas""."
"After my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I decided to start thinking about names. In the end I went for Juan Carlos and hopped on the next flight to Spain."
"Why do gay guys dress so well? They spent a lot of time in the closet."
"I wonder if I could fit my entire body inside a woman's. Through her mouth. Penis-first."
"Is it a coincidence that as soon as Bruce Jenner turns into a female, that she becomes a bad driver? Too soon?"
"I feel sorry for all of the atheists named Christian."
"""Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."" Actually this is Oxymoron Club. ""Ok, same difference."" *looks at group* Oh, this guy is good."