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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Million Dollar Dutch Lottery? It's great! If you win, you gat a dollar each year... for a million years."

"One isn't a real number, Real numbers have curves."

"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!"

"A C and a C++ walked into a bar... The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, ""Good god, man! Have you no class?"""

"Barber: Your hair is getting grey Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up will you?"

"I was accused of illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia I told them I could explain everything"

"Let's begin by pushing a Nickleback album onto every ISIS phone."

"Did you hear about the guy who landed in the hospital after shoving 8 plastic toy horses in his butt? His condition is stable."

"Why did Hitler kill the Jews? Because they're greedy dirty Jews"