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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Million Dollar Dutch Lottery? It's great! If you win, you gat a dollar each year... for a million years."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes."

"If Sesame Street were real, and I went there, and I saw those things, I would shit my pants."

"Have you heard about the new store coming to the mall? It's a pretty *hot topic*."

"Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? Me: hmm that's a tough one. I guess I'd probably have to say listening is my biggest strength"

"Newt Gingrich's face looks like a fat woman's knee."

"If at first you don't succeed.. Then that's it for skydiving."

"Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle."

"Q: When do the leaves begin to turn? A: The night before a test."

"Squirrels are TV for homeless people"