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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"
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"What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common? Dublin down"
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"What do you call a doctor who is always available? An oncallogist."
"I consider myself a practical gentleman. That's why I masturbate in the shower. The cleanup is a breeze. The only trouble is keeping my laptop dry. That's why I bring the umbrella."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number you've never heard of"
"*Lying in hospital Doctor)Your back is broken in 6 places. You may never walk again Me)At least I got all the groceries in one trip"
"What do you call it when a gay couple has a heated argument and one of them stabs another with a knife? *a homocide.*"
"Lake Erie: Great Lake name Lake Titicaca: Greater lake name"
"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"