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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who landed in the hospital after shoving 8 plastic toy horses in his butt? His condition is stable."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Barack Obama is not a Jew. We think."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because there is running shooting and stealing involved!"

"Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner. Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says ""Jeff I don't like your friends"". Jeffery then replies ""You can eat the potatoes""."

"Have you ever tried to eat your own watch? Well it's very time consuming."

"Abortions occur when the Stork is flying over a ravine, gets tired of carrying things and says ""Fuck this."""

"If you're wondering what all these scratches on my chest are from, it's because my cat hates to get in the hot tub with me."

"I'm not gay I've just got an alternative sexuality."

"Drummer's joke I texted my old band today saying I miss playing music. They replied with ""What's new? You missed playing, when you were with us, man!"""

"The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have."