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Joke of the Day

"A C and a C++ walked into a bar... The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, ""Good god, man! Have you no class?"""

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A total rip off."

"A sign language interpreter said to his customer... My apologies, my finger got stuck between the door so I may have a bit of a lisp."

"I got my bucket list mixed up with my shopping list Swam with dolphin-safe tuna."

"The odds of being killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. So if you know 3,748,066 people who haven't been killed by a shark: avoid the ocean."

"The Band ACDC was Arrested For Firearm Possession... They told the officer they only Shoot to Thrill"

"Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills."

"king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero."

"Jimmy: What has 100 legs but can't walk? Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it"

"What are the people from the country Lesbia called? Lesbians"