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Joke of the Day
"Where does a russian bird sleep? IN A COMMU-NEST"
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"What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef"
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist fuck."