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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate it when you think you're about to fart and you shit on your Dad's face?"
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"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee."
"Jogging has never helped my memory."
"What is your ""make like a drum and beat it"" type joke?"
"It is impossible to simultaneously keep up a) hope and b) with the Kardashians."
"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""
"Terri Schiavo jokes will always be funny They don't have the right to die."
"""Alexander's not so Great"" - younger brother, Steve the Ok"
"If turkeys go extinct and we start eating giraffes for Thanksgiving, I got dibs on the neck."
"""Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."" -Actually this is Oxymoron Club. ""Ok, same difference."" *looks at group* -Oh, this guy is good."