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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Ryan Seacrest's beard? Apparently she's a former Miss Teen USA."
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"My Chinese neighbor was just found guilty of child molestation... What a Sik Fuk."
"I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit... ...They caught me poaching eggs."
"Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?"
"My resume is really just a list of shit I hope I never have to do again."
"""Hi I'm here to interview for the branch manager position."" ""We're only hiring tree trimmers."" ""That's exactly what I just said."""
"Computers are like old testament gods. Lots of rules and no mercy. Not mine, got it somewhere on the internet."
"""You are what you eat"" thats funny, I don't remember eating a pathetic failure"
"Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine? When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around"
"You really have to hand it to the members of the African American community."