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Joke of the Day
"How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego."
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"Why didn't the vampire eat out his girlfriend? Because it wasn't the right time of the month."
"What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!"
"A friend bought a carton of cigarettes from an Israeli grocery and said she found something for a computer in it It was a JewSB drive"
"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
"I had really loud unprotected phone sex last week Now I have hearing AIDS."
"WHAT ARE THOSE?! Thanks, how did you know?"
"My new girlfriend wants to meet my dad But I do too."
"A bride just said ""today I'm marrying my best friend"" it's like hey great choice, because marrying your mortal enemy seems risky & dangerous"
"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"