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Joke of the Day
"I had really loud unprotected phone sex last week Now I have hearing AIDS."
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"Ever see the movie human centipede? That movie sucks ass."
"What's the opposite to Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"
"My grandma is going to vote for Hillary... She's been dead since 82."
"Donald Trump wants to become President This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home. Credit : Snoop Dogg"
"What do you call a tin can that's done with High School? A graduated cylinder!"
"A babe walks into a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her"
"What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks? Minnesota"
"What's a Hater, Homophobe, Racist, Bigot, and Sexist? Any conservative winning an argument with a liberal, Democrat or 'progressive'."
"Chubby Kid Dances watch this kid dance to a coo song Lol sooo funny"