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Joke of the Day
"What is your best lawyer joke? I need some new material for the court house."
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"GHOST: I'm here to warn you to change your ways before it's too late POLTERGEIST: I'ma open your cupboards"
"whats the Mexican version of whack a mole? gua-ca-mole"
"I've pre-planned my funeral to include a 32 minute montage of the times I've accidentally waved hello to someone waving to someone behind me."
"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House? All right, all right, all right.."
"I was once blind for 5 years It was a very dark time in my life."
"What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called? Hijab"
"I'm not self medicating myself with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well he called it a receipt...whatever."
"Why are pirates never scared of a storm? Because they love torrents."
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""