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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
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"Jesus loves you is comforting to hear in church, but terrifying to hear in a Mexican prison."
"TIL when nursery rhymes are playing in the car but your child is no longer in the car then the songs were probably never for him in the first place."
"How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb."
"Dear women, 3 reasons why you need to accept we men are mature. No 1. We know what upsets you. No 2. Hahahahahaha... I said ""number 2"""
"What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke? That sounded a lot better in my head"
"The nsa Because they are a fucking joke"
"My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the organ.. One could say that he's an organic chemist."
"Donald Trump put out an ad that said, ""I can make you a millionaire in three months"" with one small caveat... Billionaires only."
"Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine"