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Joke of the Day

"The nsa Because they are a fucking joke"

"I'm gonna color my hair ... or dye tryin'"

"My keys always end up in the pocket opposite of my free hand."

"Who was the worlds first capenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."

"What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor? Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too."

"What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs? Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce ""Pho"". ;_;"

"rubbish invention I made a sandal for people with only one leg. it was a flop."

"For fun I like to text all the men in my phone, ""she has your eyes, can't wait for you to meet her"" and then I sit back and wait."

"How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife? On a blind date"

"Several insects dancing in a pen, what is the name of the movie? In The Pen Dance Day"