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Joke of the Day

"When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look."

"How does a SQL expert get a date? getDate() ^(I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)"

"PATIENT: I broke my arm in 3 places DOCTOR: Then dont go to those places!"

"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? Hello from the other side..."

"I got arrested for killing a black man. I was charged for impersonating a police officer."

"Why did Jesus die ? He forgot his safe word."

"If there's a ""Mr."" in front of your cat's name you're going to die alone."

"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Chronic depression makes the meat a little tangy."

"The liquid inside a fire hydrant is H^2O, but the liquid on the outside is K9P. Courtesy of schnauzers-rule.com"

"What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common? They both lose pounds really fast."