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Joke of the Day

"Bill Cosby has finally agreed to an interview to discuss the accusations of rape. He invited Katie Couric up to his hotel room for a quick drink and a chat."

"What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base? What would I know, I am just a drone pilot."

"The reason for the increase in salty people in our generation is... due to how popular Sea-Sections have become in the recent years."

"Two fish are swimming when they run into a wall. One of the fish turns to the other and says ""damn."""

"What's less funny than /r/Funny? /r/Jokes"

"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? A: White Vans."

"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. I had a terrible stomachache for 2 days. It was worse than period pain. I masturbated for 30 minutes non-stop and now i feel great. :3"

"I'm not homophobic, I love my house!"

"""For I am Christ the Redeemer, He Who Saves!""- Jesus, using his coupons."

"10 WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY READING A LIST"