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Joke of the Day

"A Ukrainian playwright has written two comedic satires of the current war. 1. Crimea River and 2. Donetsk, Don't Tell"

"What kind of doctor deals with pussies? A whinecologist."

"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave."

"Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button."

"Wife: can you pick up milk? Me: [lifts gallon] yea it's easy Wife: I mean from the store Me: I would imagine it weighs the same there too"

"What do you call a truck with only five Mexican passengers? Under capacity"

"I used to be able to stop cars with mind Getting hit by one took that away"

"My Paul walker joke What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?? ""Dunn Walking!!!"

"I'm adopted and I'm glad my parents were at least honest enough to tell me. But why everyday?"

"What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle? I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru."