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"What do... Gay horses eat...?? Hey!!"
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"America and Britain are in a race... to see who can fuck up their country more. Britain is winning at the moment but America sure has a Trump card."
"Ten Dollar Hooker A man goes to see a ten dollar hooker, then he gets crabs. He goes back to her to complain and she tells him ""What the hell did you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"""
"Why are criticisms of Donald Trump unfair? Because they always take his statements out of Kampftext."
"A guy goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""You have to stop masturbating."" The guy says ""Why?"" The doctor says ""...because I'm trying to take your blood pressure."""
"My childhood left me with unreal expectations about how often I would see pies used as weapons."
"""How's your sexual history?"" Well doc, if i had to summarize it in one word it would be ""deletable"""
"What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes? Heath Ledger jokes can get old...."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe damn it, breathe!"""
"I hate it when I have lots of visitors but only enough chloroform for one and have to use it on myself."