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Joke of the Day
"Yo moma so old... in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing!"
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"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"When fighting clowns, never hesitate. Go straight for the juggler."
"I just fake-went-to-the-bathroom to avoid someone. He followed me in. I don't think the pee noises I'm making with my mouth are working."
"I'd like to meet a failed scientist, like I do writers. ""I science on the weekends and for free sometimes. I think of it more as a hobby."""
"Why do blonds have schools underwater. Because deep down, they're not so stupid."
"Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely."
"what did the man say when he couldn't get frea with his dog? oops, forgot the ky"
"Last night I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69... She made me sweet and sour pork with fried rice."
"Just asked my wife what she's ""burning up for dinner"" and it turned out to be all of my personal belongings."