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Joke of the Day

"What is black and white and red and brown and silver and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a harpoon through her head."

"My Grandpa told me this joke when I was 16... It took me a few years to understand it. How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."

"What did the judge say to the repeat sex offender at his arraignment? [Damn, Daniel - back at it again with the white van.](http://therealcape.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/white-van-png.jpg)"

"Frenchman in sandals What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe flop I'll let myself out"

"/r/jokes won't get this Original jokes"

"Batman walks into a Wayne Enterprise meeting and starts talking stocks. He realises he forgot to change. He drops a gas pellet and runs out."

"What Did The Egg Say To the Boiling Water? I just got laid by a chick, its gonna take me a while to get hard."

"Sometimes I bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up."

"My wife said she would leave me if I didn't stop using Monkee's song references. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face..."

"What is the difference between joghurt and America? If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!"