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"What do they call the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge? the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge"
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the one who had a dream. Happy MLK day"
"What soup weighs the most? Wanton soup. I'll leave now."
"What do you call a fast, Spanish paedophile? Rapedo"
"What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home? Got high."
"Always been a favourite of mine. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
"So, I was bragging about watermelons look like to my friends now she says we cantaloupe."
"BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!"
"If storks bring human babies what bring monster babies? Cranes."