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Joke of the Day

"Frenchman in sandals What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe flop I'll let myself out"

"Why are Jewish Men Circumcised? Because Jewish Women won't buy anything unless it's 25% off. You're welcome Reddit"

"What part of the vegetable is hardest to eat? The wheelchair."

"I like living on the edge. [ $[ $RANDOM % 6] == 0 ] && rm -rf / l l echo Click"

"I am sure I chose the right song for Richard's funeral Lonely Island - Dick in a Box"

"Doing word problems as a kid as helped me in adulthood. ""Dan doesn't have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"""

"How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now? Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to..."

"I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook."

"Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic."

"Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst"