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Joke of the Day
"I'm so high, I just tried to Google ""My favorite songs""."
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"My advice is to make money the old fashioned way (by intercepting Spanish galleons transporting gold from the New World)."
"Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit? He got lemon aids."
"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."
"How do you make endocrine? Endocrine is not a hormone."
"I couldn't put it off any longer, at the mall to shop for Christmas presents. Christ, what was I thinking... I came here sober."
"How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries? Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar."
"So Brazil at the World Cup..."
"My money box is empty... No change there."
"why do mexicans make refried beans? Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?"