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Joke of the Day

"How Germans does it take to change a light bulb? NEIN!"

"What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts"

"Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'"

"I have a job as an official in the 15 year old girl's relay race. It's not bad work but I have to stopwatching."

"[creating humans] GOD: Make them imperfect... ANGEL: Okay...done... GOD: Now make them apologize to Me all the time for being imperfect."

"Social Security. Get it? You will when you're 65."

"What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions? A crime fighter."

"IamA (Blank) AMA! **My short bio:** Enter stuff here **My Proof:** Enter link here"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Why the long face?"""

"If you want to know how many hours your mom was in labor with you, tell her you won't be able to come over & visit."