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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't put it off any longer, at the mall to shop for Christmas presents. Christ, what was I thinking... I came here sober."

"How do you eat a computer? byte by byte."

"Knock Knock Who's there? The pilot"

"Jake Roper from Vsauce 3 is cancer. too soon?"

"My stages of drunk: 1. You're UGLY 2. You're HOT 3. You're BEAUTIFUL 4. Your HONOR in my defense......"

"When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish."

"""chill before serving"" is the best advice I can think of if you're an angry waitress"

"What do you call a 2D fairy? Pixie-lated"

"why is math book so sad? it has many problems..."

"Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!"