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Joke of the Day

"How do you make endocrine? Endocrine is not a hormone."

"What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger."

"Employer: why do you want this job?....... Employer: why do you want this job? Me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$"

"The Reddit Button has ended, I'm de-pressed Looks like I waited too long"

"Looking at all the post on my news feed, it is very hot today. News Flash people, it is summertime. That is what happens in summer months. Keep me posted in January also when it is cold out. Thanks"

"A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet *Baa Dum tss*"

"I would like to make a masturbation joke But today that would be way to corny"

"I think my lab partner and I are finally hitting it off because I feel a lot of chemistry between us."

"What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch."

"Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die."