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Joke of the Day

"HELLO 911, I NEED TO REPORT A HALO SCORE THAT'S ""CRIMINALLY"" HIGH LOL!!!! ... yes you can talk to my mom"

"I wont play GI Joes with my nephew until he learns to play it right. He's 4 years old, he should know better than to drag Vader into this."

"Studies find if a woman has a glass of wine a day increases the chances of a stroke. If you let her have more she might suck it too."

"My dad hit my with this one: His belt."

"French Joke Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama? A. So the French can show them how to surrender."

"Friend: ""I just blew a speaker in my car."" Me: ""Which kind?"" Friend: ""Motivational."""

"What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? ""Mumbai"""

"Today I learned to count in Taiwanese... TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!"

"Greeting card [cover] Sorry to hear about your Alzheimer's [inside] Sorry to hear about your Alzheimer's"

"No officer,YOU`RE going the wrong way."