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Joke of the Day
"What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? ""Mumbai"""
Next Joke
"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."
"What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg? Irene."
"There's no ""I"" in team but there is one in shut your stupid mouth."
"Why can't gay people drive while they're aroused? Because they can't think straight."
"Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Because you have a seriously fucked up face."
"I can't get in and out of a folding lawn chair without looking like a special needs Greco-Roman wrestler."
"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."
"Ebola has mutated! reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus"
"What do you call Batman who skips Church? Christian *Bale*"