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Joke of the Day
"My dad hit my with this one: His belt."
Next Joke
"if u see someone chewing gum in the morning, it's 100% bc they didn't brush their teeth. they're nasty as hell n not worthy of ur respect"
"A clean house is a sign of a misspent life."
"(JOKE).""KERMIT THE FROG"" vanndukeandsammy sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?....vann duke: I don't know,tell me what is kermit the frog favorite food?....sammy:french flies!"
"A man walked inside an interior decorators convention and everyone was laughing... He asked what's so funny. ""It's an inside joke""."
"So a neutron walks into a bar He asks the bartender ""how much for drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before they think we're nuts!"
"Just started coaching some retarded children in football The passing isn't very good yet, but the dribbling is fantastic."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares their dogs."
"Man hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass Doctors describe his condition as stable"