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Joke of the Day

"Lion King Today, someone told me Mufasa died 22 years ago. I replied, ""I guess he needs to Mufasa next time so he doesn't die."""

"Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear? The giraffe put him up to it."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~ Will Shriner"

"Kim Kardashian as First Lady"

"What is the difference between a soap and a jew? There isn't."

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."

"So do people not like it when you tell them they could totally do better after meeting their spouse? Flattery is hard."

"I spilled a whole case of forks today..... ...you could say I forked up real bad"

"I made a joke XD What do you call it when a soldier gets laid? *Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid? *Lies.*"

"What did O say to Q? Your boto is showing!"