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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to those who can't hear good"

"What did one bird say to the other bird when he played five aces in a poker game? Cheat, cheat, cheat."

"The victims of the Aurora movie theater shooting got really ripped off. They paid to watch the whole movie, but all they saw were a few clips."

"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns ... It's a play on words."

"I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do"

"I'm so thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many likes you get on a picture."

"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"

"Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas and spells for summoning ancient demons."

"A man enters a store and says: ""15 litres of wine please."" ""Did you bring a container for this?"" ""You're speaking to it."""

"Did you hear about the guy who got a boner during a wine tasting? It turned out it was only a semillon"