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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? All he got was a cold shoulder."
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"I think dinosaurs didn't get hit by a meteor they just all committed suicide because they didn't have internet"
"Capture the viva la Flag I will try to upload one each day. Just look for johnfromnorway https://i.imgur.com/j1poxyK.jpg"
"Whenever I skip a day on the treadmill, I add the 25 minutes to the next day. Tomorrow, I will be running until 2026."
"A priest, rapist and a pedophile walks in to a bar... ...he orders a drink."
"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""
"A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."
"When I die, I want my remains to be scattered around Disneyland. I also don't want to be cremated."
"costumed new york mayor Rumor has it that for Halloween New York Mayor DeBlasio will be walking around on his knees and going as Mayor Bloomberg"
"What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals? For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving."