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Joke of the Day
"What did the redneck girl say to her father? Get off of me dad, you're crushing my Pall Malls!"
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"My girlfriend treats me like God She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something."
"Have you seen the new fishing website? No it's not online yet."
"Did you hear, John Wayne Bobbit got his penis cut off again? Isn't that redickless?"
"I have a time machine for sale. If interested, call me two weeks ago."
"Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image. They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated."
"Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach whales swim up to her and sing ""We are family...!"""
"What do you call a group of undead police officers? Zombie Acopalypse"
"If all the nations in the world are in the debt where did all the money go?"
"An Irish guy walks out of a bar... And that is the joke"