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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a black person used your TV? It's not there anymore."
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"[nervously speeding up as I drive my date past a Taco Bell] SIRI: At frequent destination. Set this address as 'Home' address?"
"What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common? Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside"
"Why can't mexicans pass the border in groups of three? Because there's a sign that says No Tres-passing"
"I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock."
"An Ancient Roman walks into a bar.. Holds up two fingers and says ""Five glasses of wine please""."
"A nerd walks in a Norwegian forest and asks his tour guide... so tell me, where are those YouTube trolls?"
"I've been driving for 20 years And I still haven't seen any fast children at play"
"Just found out my best friend is on Match.com... but I can't make fun of him about it because then he'll wanna know why I was browsing single men on Match.com."
"If Trump wins after Obama leaves office... Does that mean that orange really is the new black?"