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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if a black person used your TV? It's not there anymore."

"If you love something set it free,unless it's a lion. Don't do that."

"Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game?? U.S.A. 8, Ethiopia didn't"

"the face you make when a stranger's dog starts sniffing your crotch"

"I always wanted to run a pharmacy and put ""Seriously, TMI"" on all the receipts."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because fuck you"

"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and hitler? Hitler at least helped his people."

"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off the cliff? Tequila."

"I respect how the Hamburglar was like, ""Hey, I know I'm at rock bottom here, but I'm going to be professional about it and wear a tie."""

"At first I didn't like my new haircut ... but now it's growing on me."