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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated? Because he thought people were taking him for granite."
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"Schizophrenic walks into a psychiatrists office . . . says, ""Doc, am I as crazy as he says we are?"""
"I went to a posh school. In fact it was so posh, their gym was called James."
"When my wife starts ... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"It's quite appropriate that fast food cashiers... often open with ""sorry for the weight""."
"Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!"
"Why aren't koalas real bears? Because they don't meet the koalifications!"
"put this tweet on the news"
"What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !"
"Why Donald Trump will not release his tax returns even though it seriously jeopardizes his presidential campaign? No **Juan** should know how much money he has, country needs to build the wall first."