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Joke of the Day
"Rape jokes aren't funny, but ... I got some hilarious rape seed material."
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"Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard."
"""How long have you been chopping wood for?"" ""I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"""
"Why does a VC always enter a room backwards? To keep an eye on the exit"
"What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !"
"What do you call it when a Jedi doesn't heat something up fully? Luke warm"
"I was driving along the other day when suddenly a deer ran out. I have no idea how it got in my car in the first place."
"I asked my immigrant Asian parents if they knew what Roe v. Wade was. ""Umm... the decision we had to make when we came to this country?"""
"McConaughey: I'll have a venti with cream please Starbucks barista: ok, how do you spell your last name? McConaughey: I don't know"
"I have a voluntary version of Tourette's."