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Joke of the Day
"Why does a VC always enter a room backwards? To keep an eye on the exit"
Next Joke
"Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations."
"I always carry a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say ""I like your haircut"", I can respond with, ""Thanks, here, have some."""
"What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog? An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!"
"My son said he couldn't sleep last night because of the thunder. I feel bad for locking him out now."
"I've already received over 150 RSVPs to my Halloween Shindig... It's going to be a Monster Party."
"Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital? ''Doctor Dolittle.'' EDIT: The doctor off that movie that talks to the animals."
"Life of an avocado * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * EAT ME NOW! * Too late."
" I'm like a bird, I'll only swim away, I don't know what a bird is "
"How do you keep a fool in suspense... I'll tell you tomorrow."