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Joke of the Day
"I have a voluntary version of Tourette's."
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"A man walks into a bell tower and shoots 16 people... America responds by restricting access to bell towers."
"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The ""head"" nurse."
"""Two's company, three's a crowd"" - people who've never seen a crowd"
"What do you call a vessel full of academics? A scholarship"
"What can you hunt for in the wild as well as in your wallet A couple bucks"
"My father used to say ""Life is like a box of chocolates..."" **BECAUSE WOMEN WILL DESTROY YOU.**"
"If lemonade is made from lemons, what's a colonnade made from?"
"Did you hear about the angry pancake!? Well one day he ***flipped***!!!"
"Excuse me ma'am could you tell me the date? Because you're a total 10/10!"