2951
Joke of the Day
"Don't be ashamed of who you are That's your parents' job"
Next Joke
"3 fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your type."""
"Where do Zika babies come from? A guy trying to get a little head."
"Chocolate P Women only like three things. 1. Chocolate 2. Penis 3.Chocolate Penis"
"Hate it when pharmacy girls ask if I've ""Used this product before?"" Darling I've applied, swallowed & inserted every item ever sold here."
"What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !"
"A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""
"What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? That's an oxy, moron!"
"911: 911, what seems to be the emergency? Me: My nephew just hit the wall while running 911: Haha Me: Haha 911: Ok paramedics are on the way"
"When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling."