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Joke of the Day

"If I can make even one person laugh on here then I'm not doing my job. The job I actually get paid for."

"What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry? A cantelope"

"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"What happened to the egg and his girlfriend? They broke up."

"How to walk up the down escalator: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1:"

"inspired by the recent election, i'm going to run for president the first step will be to change my name to ""none of the above""."

"Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care."

"Racism is institutionalized throughout the US Why else would black history be celebrated during the shortest month!"

"What's the capital of Greece? Athens"